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Welcome to w4t3r.com. This site has some stuff that you should look at if you want to. If you don't want to, that's okay, it's your decision.

Right now, I want to tell you about something. It is Fortitude, an online magazine that pays you between $10 and $100 for articles that you submit. WHAT? "That's a lot of money per article," you might say. I agree. In fact, I was skeptical that the site would be viable paying that much. However, their business model ensures that the concept works, because they only pay for articles that make their front page. Others are published in inner pages of the site, and you don't get paid for those. In addition, Fortitude requires a yearly payment of $23.99 for you to remain a member.

Does that worry you? If so, it shouldn't! First of all, making the front page is not that hard, as long as you work hard on your article. And by "work hard", I mean spend 15 minutes of concentrated effort on it. In addition, the fee keeps competition low, and makes it easier for you to get published on the front page. And since you get paid AT LEAST $10 per article (and up to $100), it's quick to make a lot of money. At the time of writing this, I've only been a member for a few days, and have already made $30. Oh, and did I mention you can write about literally ANYTHING on Fortitude? In fact, the first article I got paid for was about the three stupidest things Republicans have done in the past year, and you can read it here. I told you I'm not kidding around, you really get paid for this, and that article link is proof so you can't say I'm a liar. So what are you waiting for? Sign up now and start getting paid to write about what you love!



Featured Drops
On random dates, I will post a few internal links that I think are especially cool and that people should go see. I'll change the links weekly, biweekly, monthly, or tridaily. By the way, I call it "drops" because, you know, "w4t3r drops", ha ha. Ehh, it's not a good bit, nobody's buying it so I should stop selling it. But I won't. Here it is:

Haven't updated the drops in like, let's see... carry the twelve... natural log... arcsine pi over four radians... I'd say about three months. This drop is an article I wrote about happiness. It's so deep, I mean like deep. Deep. Deepness. It's deep.
Happiness Article

Oh, and if you have anything you want to talk about, or just comment on something, email me at kaabinator@gmail.com, or AIM me at SomeoneAwful. I enjoy reading and responding to email, so don't hesitate to send that email. Anything, anything at all, even how much you hate me, send it! Oh, and if you have any humorous pictures, send them, and I'll consider putting them into crappy art. That's right, your humorous pictures can be on w4t3r! Although, that wouldn't make it 100% original, but I'll still do it! I'll also do the same for funny stories, if they are really good. By the way, here's a link to the Privacy Policy. It's kind of funny, in a stupid kind of way.




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